A - "How do we convince them an invasion is coming?" // B - "I have some experience with this."
"The Inn is secure to support Stelisto's Global Threat Brief."
"Cyclops is on mescalin."
"The weakness is the friends you made along the way."
"It is the Battle of Endor."
"Tipps is being eaten."
"It's kind of our thing."
"Atrocity Cove!"
"We're better, richer, hotter than you..."
"We're from the future. Bad things are about to happen."
A - "We need to take action now!" // B - "That's basically our job."
"I don't necessarily need to die."
"Through the power of graphics!"
"Pizza party afterwards!"
A - "We use the beach of the cephalopod." // B - "No one has ever said that to me..."
“[Not Crabman!] My most important lackey!”
“How insane?”
“Right makes might.”
“She’s not a combat squid.”
“We’ve recognized their sentient and we’re training them for war.”
“One could say they are special porpoise.”
“You’re trapped in here with us.”
A – “It’s a vampiric aboleth.” / B – “Them’s good eatin’”
“Did I hurt his feelings?”
“Chum vomit all over this thing.”
“He’s [Auberon] a contemporary of min, and he’s an asshole.”
A - “Supplements to sell…” / B – “Multi-tiered marketing!”
“If you’re not scaring a cat, you’re doing it wrong.”
“Spit in my mouth.”
“We have responsibly planted a bomb.”
“Kill it with violence.”
“I just know to follow the brown trail.”
“Chatham House rules”
“Crabman can’t do it. He’s soft shell.”
“I volunteer to eat Space Dobby”
“Not all heroes wear capes. This one has tentacles!"
"You are all valued employees..."
"A giant beam of purple ravening death goes out..."
"All you see is the awful cloud of offal"
"Octopus in a blender"
A - "You were saying something about dancing around the room?" // B - "And then start puking blood."
“This game destroys lives.”
A – “You have sword convulsions.” // B – “It’s called a parry.”
“Style is expensive. Style is noisy.”
“He’s using the lard I gave him.”
A – “Pass the scorpion.” // B – “Things only said in Mexico.”
“Search the hole.”
“I peer into the abyss.”
“He just ruined your game!”
“There’s weirdoes out there!”
“International law is quite clear on zombies.”
“What the fuck! I didn’t know we were playing for keeps!”
“I make some zombie meat tonight.”
“You get mad zombie disease.”
“Sometimes your butt hair gets knotted together. That’s a sickening entanglement.”
A – “I don’t make any noise ever.” // B – “Except when you complain.”
A - "The brineborn giants bring aquatic elves and other creatures to Auberon to use in his experiments." // B - "I think that means they die."
A - "The descent down the shaft is gloomy and claustrophobic." // B - "That's what she said."
"This is a Russian Federation party..."
"We get a blow torch and a bucket of blood..."
"I never thought I could feel this way about pirates."
"Azariel has no problem using her body to get what she wants."
A - "Is this a gang bang, S&M?" // B - "No. One at a time." // C - "Wow, I've missed you guys."
"Who looks like a shapeshifter?"
"We will discuss life in Old Town, Local Sport Ball."
"I'll be, like, basically fondling their anatomy."
A - "Are we killing them?" // b - "No!" // A - "Oh."
"I too enjoy the processing of oxygen with these two inflatable organs."
A - "Can I put my shirt back on?" // B - "No! Keep briefing!"
"I wanna see this guy's birth certificate."
"Are you making fun of Doug's accent?"
"Individually, you're terrible..."
"Are they the lobsters closest to the boat?"
"YOU hate the liberal democratic order... WE hate the libetal democratic order..."
"Seven a.m. cameras don't capture the coconut oil..."
"Hankuans! Amiright?"
"Crabman and Cole won the 1974 Grammy for their Nova Scotia shanty jazz"
"Brian Giants will lead the way."
"How was it for you?"
"I'm going up the shaft."
"...is shredded into California rolls.."
"It's really nice to have a cleric in the party!"
A - "Where else you gonna find a guy in a wizard hat and a plastic crab?" // B - "The [Byward] Market?" // A - "Yeah, but that's all he's wearing."
"Your brain is full of spray-painted auto-bots."
"I can get up to the crack."
"Using a system of pullies, the party is in your crack, 20 footer."
"You miss 100% of the flail strikes you don't take."
"You're a good man, lady."
"That warmy feeling inside your lungs."
[covered in blood, brains and goo] "God, I didn't know how much I missed this.
"I cast fucking heal." // "It closes your orifices."
"I go inside him and wear his skin" // "Orag approves!"
"You've affected his wellbeing." // "Oh! I didn't want to that..."
"The mission command is to kill everything in this room."
"I was born ready. I'm a wizard."
"Constant pegging."
"Come running into the blades."
"It's one of my memorized smells."